Gossip Roundup: Vincent Gallo and Terry Richardson Wish You an Annoying Thanksgiving; Nicole Richie's Turkey-Day Good Deed!

Yawn. What? Right. Here's the gossip round-up for Nov. 23, 2008, Thanksgiving Friday and possibly the slowest news day ever.

An eight-months-pregnant Nicole Richie and her friend, the society disc jockeyess Samantha Ronson, volunteered at a Hollywood soup kitchen yesterday.

Jennifer Aniston recently attended her 20th high school reunion at Rudolf Steiner on the Upper East Side.

Gallerist Larry Gagosian and collector Adam Lindemann are involved in some crack-up over a Jeff Koons which we will ask Gillian Reagan to explain to us later.

Some bloggers don't believe a National Enquirer story claiming that Jake Gyllenhaal has proposed to Reese Witherspoon, but is that because it would mean Ms. Witherspoon was rebounding too fast or because it would put Mr. Gyllenhaal out of reach for The Gays?

Social chronicler David Patrick Columbia finds Thanksgiving to be pretty on the Upper East Side, but still managed to curl up with a copy of Jeanine Basinger's Hollywood book, The Star Machine. Quiet time for D.P.C.

Soft-porn downtown-society artist (photography) Terry Richardson and soft-porn downtown-society filmmaker Vincent Gallo crashed an Upper East Side dinner. But it was only a commercial for Belvedere Vodka. Honestly, it's time to move to Maine.