Stern on Listening to Imus: 'You'll Die'
Howard Stern on Don Imus' return to radio:
At this point, I don't think he's very relevant. People will tune out within a week. I defy you to listen. It's like a rodeo - you know, see how long you can ride a bull? See how long you can keep listening to Imus.
Time it. You'll throw up. You'll get sick. You'll die.
Yawn. Funny part is Howard Stern hasn't bee "relevent" since he was shipped off to Sirius. Howard has been scared crapless of Imus for 20 years, and now it's going to start all over again.
If I were ol "Boner Nose"...I would save myself the embarassment and not even bother coming to work on Monday...instead he should just hole up in his apartment with his skank girlfriend all next week:)
Okay, let's see. First Devin spells relevant 'relevEnt'. Then he says Howard was 'shipped off' to Sirius, like CBS relocated him, as opposed to Howard negotiating a five-year $500 million-dollar deal with total creative control, two whole designated stations, and no censorship. Then Dev says Howard's been scared 'crapless' by someone who he's beat in the ratings since, like, ever. Then Devvy suggests that Howard would have any reason to be embarrassed to go on the air while Imus has to re-apologize again before anyone will have him back. Finally, The Devster takes a potshot at Howard's girlfriend by calling the beautiful model a 'skank'.
You think Devin doesn't like Howard?
Probably.
But mainly I think that Devin makes Gary the Retard look like Einstein.