At Retox, It Ain't Over 'Til The 'Lolita' Lady DJs

West Chelsea's bipolar nightspot Club Myst/Retox Rock Bar will be closing its doors for two whole weeks on Jan. 7, pursuant to a settlement agreement with city prosecutors.

Or, as the club spins it, "CLOSING FOR RENOVATIONS."

See our previous coverage here.

But before shutting its doors, Myst/Retox is throwing some high-profile parties this weekend, including tonight's featured performance by ex-con cum sex-tape star turned turntablist Amy Fisher, which earned a Page Six mention today.

On Saturday, the club will be hosting an official closing party.

Co-owner John "J.E." Englebert earlier told The Observer: "We will take the time off to do some cosmetic work and reopen with guest dj's, special guests and great parties. In fact we plan to make the reopenings a night to remember."