Hillary Clinton's campaign is just one well-sourced news story away from complete collapse. Half the reporters who travel with her know it, but only the Times has condescended to refer to it, albeit in exceptionally oblique terms.

And when it does finally collapse, reminding everyone of everything they DIDN'T like about the Clinton Era, will these two please just GO AWAY!

All those dreadful money people in the Hamptons can surely find someone else to celebrate their boorishness.