P.S. Regarding Jsfox's comment above--why NOT quote Woodrow Wilson? Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. It is a sign of your inability to wrap your mind around apparently mutually exclusive, contradictory realities that belies your lack of critical thinking ability. Wake up, open your eyes, break out of the box you're thinking in. There's still time!

And have some friggin' faith with your critical thinking.

Zee: Don't quit your day job. The humor needs work.