So you've already written off every summer movie. Why bother reading your reviews when you don't even expect to like any of them? You've just given me a reason to never come here to read your reviews. So much for going in with an open mind. I don't care that you didn't like Speed Racer but you pretty much just admitted that everything released this summer will be crap without having seen the other films. Thats not what a film critic is supposed to do. They pay you for this? The only fuchsia vomit I see here is that review.