Bloomberg, Bambaataa, Etc.

Wearing a dark pinstripe suit, open white shirt, mirror sunglasses and braided pony tail, Ice-T walked into the Blue Room for his City Hall press conference. "We were here lobbyin for movie stuff and we got it," he boasted to a gaggle of political reporters. When the Mayor arrived, welcoming everyone to City Hall "or my crib as I like to call it," Ice-T moved behind him, puffing out his chest and clenching his fists by his hips in a tough guy pose. Def Jam founder and Bloomberg campaigner Russell Simmons, ("my man Russell," as the Mayor called him) stood next to Ice-T and rubbed worry beads while Bloomberg said the words "Wu-Tang Clan." The trio had come together to announce that VH1's annual hip-hop honors show would be staying in New York, beating out competition from Los Angeles. (Honorees include Afrika Bambaataa, Eazy-E, MC Lyte.) The reelected Mayor has apparently loosened up since declaring that "'defacing subway cars is hardly a joke,'" when he attempted, unsuccessfully, to legally block the spray painting of mock subway cars at a Marc Ecko event honoring graffiti writers. Now Bloomberg is embracing hip-hop culture, expanding the award into "hip-hop honors week" and telling Ice-T to "step to the mic." In the corner of the room, press officer Angela Banks-Lowe, aka rapper Madame Star, looked on approvingly as she chatted with radio DJ Fab Five Freddy. "My people said Bloomberg's cool man," said Ice-T.

"We'll take another subject, if you want," the Mayor said.

—Jason Horowitz
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Anon (not verified) says:

in the words of Flava Flav
"YEAHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYY"

Lobbying Commission (not verified) says:

were they registered as lobbyists?

Or can celebrities get away with anything??

Of course Bloomberg's "black-face" comments were offensive.

Anonymous says:

BRING THE NOISE!!!!

Gatemouth (not verified) says:

"it's all about money
ain't a damned think funny
you gotta have a con
in this land of milk and honey"

Cowboy (not verified) says:

This is the same Ice T whose song Cop Killer roiled the nation a couple of years ago. I wonder what Ray Kelly and the boys in blue think of him being invited into the blue room for a love fest with the mayor.

Yoda (not verified) says:

Cops will be making a lot of overtime during the awards show. And maybe emergency room staff will also.

Anonymous says:

Come on Cowboy, that's nonsense!

If you paid attention at all, you would know that Ice T is a detective for the NYPD major case squad.

Nice try, though.

Anonymous says:

Hip Hop has definitely sold out and gone to hell ... in a limo no less.

Anonymous says:

Hip Hop has definitely sold out and gone to hell ... in a limo no less.

Anonymous says:

Hip Hop has definitely sold out and gone to hell ... in a limo no less.

Lil' Jon (not verified) says:

YEAAAH! OKAAAY!

EnWhySeaWonk (not verified) says:

Actually 3:42, he's a detective for the Special (Sex) Crimes Unit.

stop it (not verified) says:

Cowboy,

Oh my GOD are you offensively stereotypical. That Ice T song that you speak of is more than 10 years old. Can people grow and mature as individuals?

Anonymous says:

If you can turn a buck, even if you're a criminal, c'mon in!

Russell Simmons-I'm supposed to take an adult seriously when he wears a baseball cap indoors? Are you kidding?

Wu Tang reunited, but it was shortlived. By terms of their parole, they cannot associate with each other.

Ice-T is a mere piker in the presence of these criminals; he was just a pimp.

When you cook the crime stats books as expertly as Popeye Kelly and Nurse
Bloomberg, a few more post-award homicides and shootings are a mere bag of shells-to be swept under the red carpet. The murder of Busta Rhymes' "bling valet" goes unsolved. Kelly will soon say it was a suicide and that's that. No more bad numbers.

beastie (not verified) says:

"if this gonna be that kinda party, then im gonna stick my d*** in the mashed potatoes"

Anonymous says:

Angela is da bomb!

The African Elephant (not verified) says:

Can't wait for the show. Stop drinkin' the haterade.

'Rock, rock to the Planet Rock, don't stop...'

BTW - I am almost positive that Ice T lives in the on the Upper East Side in the genteel 60s. I think his 'Menace II Society' days are far behind him...

Anon (not verified) says:

So the Mayor has a problem with gun violence, but not with the stuff in these rap songs?

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