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Hug It Out, Al!

Memo to: Al Gore From: Ari Gold Subject: Your Oscar Speech   Dear Al:    read more »

The Architect Myth: Are They Really Creative, But Stable?

My poet friend—call her Sylvia—thought she had a guy for me.  read more »

That’s My Dean St.! Brooklyn Native Goes Home, Sniffs

In the wake of Boerum Hill’s “It”-ification, my father and I recently decided to r  read more »

Courting Disaster? Genial Gal Takes— Thwack! to Tennis

I’m not a Tennis Person. Nor am I a person who likes Tennis People.  read more »

Four’s the Charm: Young Rich Can’t Stop Procreating!

What’s great about our new apartment is that we can have a fourth there,” a limber late-  read more »

People, Please! Limit Terms Such As—Well, ‘Term Limits’

Every year, the media tends to beat certain words, phrases and concepts to death.  Remember the  read more »

Remembering Teddy, Heart And Soul of Jerusalem

A founding father and jet-setter, a kibbutznik and a bon vivant, a secular man in an Orthodox city,  read more »

The Emotional Spark: What’s That Thing We All Long For?

Through the glass door at the W Hotel Bar in Union Square, I saw him: the screenwriter from L.A.  read more »

Playing a ‘White Guy’: Perils of Prime Time Reality TV

I hadn’t heard from my so-called manager in months, but when he called with an audition for AB  read more »

Are You Rich- Or Super-Rich? Baby, Take My Quiz!

As close readers of The New York Times will attest, the paper of record has recently thrown itself h  read more »

Are You Rich— Or Super-Rich? Baby, Take My Quiz!

As close readers of The New York Times will attest, the paper of record has recently thrown itself h  read more »

Adieu to George Trow: Earnest Engagement, Patriotic Hauteur

Author photos are never on oath, but George W.S. Trow’s make you wonder.  read more »

Adieu to George Trow: Earnest Engagement, Patriotic Hauteur

Author photos are never on oath, but George W.S. Trow’s make you wonder.  read more »

Rooftop Diplomacy: Barricades Go Up For Coveted Views

Some weeks ago, my top-floor neighbors taped a map onto the rooftop door of the Avenue B apartment b  read more »

It's the Turkey Parade! We Have C.P.W. Seats, But Will Stars Wave?

We celebrate the holiday shopping season slightly differently at our house.  read more »

It’s the Turkey Parade! We Have C.P.W. Seats, But Will Stars Wave?

We celebrate the holiday shopping season slightly differently at our house.  read more »

Russian Tea Room Returns-Again! Food Used to Stink

When I learned that the Russian Tea Room was about to reopen earlier this month after four years as  read more »

Russian Tea Room Returns—Again! Food Used to Stink

The new Russian Tea Room.
The new Russian Tea Room.

When I learned that the Russian Tea Room was about to reopen earlier this month after four years as  read more »

Bargaining in Beijing: Zing Went My Strings-Boy, China Is Big!

BEIJING—I’m standing on the third floor of a multi-story shopping center not far from Tiananmen  read more »

Bargaining in Beijing: Zing Went My Strings—Boy, China Is Big!

BEIJING—I’m standing on the third floor of a multi-story shopping center not far from Ti  read more »

Tempest in a Shop: I Always Want To Speak to a Manager

It was a balmy fall afternoon on the Upper East Side, and there was a loose cannon in Citarella.  read more »

Tempest in a Shop: I Always Want To Speak to a Manager

It was a balmy fall afternoon on the Upper East Side, and there was a loose cannon in Citarella.  read more »

Goodbye, Coliseum! Beloved Bookstore Breathes Final Gasp

I first saw Coliseum Books three years ago, just five minutes after an interview for an editorial as  read more »

Left-Wingers Listen: Rushdie, Ritter, Hersh Foresee Our Doom

Left-wing New York gathered at the Society for Ethical Culture at 64th Street and Central Park West  read more »

Left-Wingers Listen: Rushdie, Ritter, Hersh Foresee Our Doom

Left-wing New York gathered at the Society for Ethical Culture at 64th Street and Central Park West  read more »

I.M., I Said! The Medium Is The Instant Message

As anyone under the age of 52 can attest, the era of e-mail is over.  read more »

Hell House at St. Ann’s: Dear Jerry Falwell, Meet N.Y.’s Sinners!

The pretty brunette in the tortoiseshell glasses and the keffiyeh wanted to know if she was going to  read more »

Hell House at St. Ann's: Dear Jerry Falwell, Meet N.Y.'s Sinners!

The pretty brunette in the tortoiseshell glasses and the keffiyeh wanted to know if she was going to  read more »

Gyllen-hell! Movie-Star Maggie Stole My Dream House

I was in the elevator coming down from work.  read more »

Rabbi Redux: I’m Back to Shul But Scamming Early

Kids, duck!”   “How come?    read more »

Bicoastal Clichés: Strange Trip to L.A. Exposes N.Y. Truths

For some reason, flights heading toward a place always seem to be filled with people from that place  read more »

Rabbi Redux: I'm Back to Shul But Scamming Early

Kids, duck!”

“How come?  read more »

Mosque Remember This: Bin Laden Burning Man At Culver City Shrine

The largest mosque in Southern California is located in Culver City, just south of Beverly Hills, no  read more »

Mosque Remember This: Bin Laden Burning Man At Culver City Shrine

The largest mosque in Southern California is located in Culver City, just south of Beverly Hills, no  read more »

Khatami's U.S. Tour: Can a Former Leader Prevent Another War?

Former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami’s widely covered and high-profile 12-day trip to the U.S  read more »

Khatami’s U.S. Tour: Can a Former Leader Prevent Another War?

Former Iranian President Mohammad Khatami’s widely covered and high-profile 12-day trip to the  read more »

For Many Lebanese, War Is New Reality: But Will They Stay?

AMMAN, JORDAN—By now, United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan is winding down his latest Middl  read more »

For Many Lebanese, War Is New Reality: But Will They Stay?

AMMAN, JORDAN—By now, United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan is winding down his latest M  read more »

Mouse Beautiful: A Furry, Furtive Little Love Story

We first saw them one February, scampering around the kitchen, venturing shyly into the living room,  read more »