Rudy Giuliani can thank his lucky stars that, while he may be losing support elsewhere, he now has the underage conspiracy-theorist contingent securely in his corner. On a campaign stop in Exeter, New Hampshire, yesterday, the erstwhile New York City mayor and possible future president of 9/11 was asked by a young boy in his audience how he would react if evil aliens attack.

With his toothy grin, Mr. Giuliani apparently snuffed the child’s concerns without actually answering the question, saying:

“Of all things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens.”

Just moments ago, TMZ.com posted a link to a clip of the unearthly exchange.