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Marriage Is the Dark Horse Alternative

TEDDY: I woke up last Sunday in a dorm room in Harvard's Dunster House, logged into facebook.com and noticed a recently published photo album entitled, "Austen and Tito's Wedding!!! Location: East Hampton." It wasn't the first album of this nature I'd encountered. I contemplated waking up my lady friend, who is Harvard class of 2008, to show her the album and quite possibly ask for her hand in marriage, but instead I sat at the foot of her bed and watched her sleep. I figured she might need to get a few core requirements out of the way before officially agreeing to tie the knot, and in our case, jump on a sheet of glass as a symbol of our place in the Jewish tradition. I was surprised by the marriage of Austen and Tito--though I had actually read a short story written by the bride a year before confirming their love.

Perhaps because I had just spent a cramped night on an extra-long twin bed in a college dorm room, I just could not imagine myself on the altar in the Adobe Photoshop of my mind.  read more »

Shouted Down by Snapshots— The 9/11 Photographic Record

Is a picture worth 3,000 lives?
Patricia McDonough
Is a picture worth 3,000 lives?

The photographs of 9/11 hold an unparalleled, monumental power over us.  read more »

Shouted Down by Snapshots- The 9/11 Photographic Record

The photographs of 9/11 hold an unparalleled, monumental power over us.  read more »

Time Takes a Cigarette

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The New York Shipyard today.

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The New York Shipyard a month ago.

Here's a little before and after of the Ikea site in Red Hook. (be in awe of our Photoshop skillz!) Demolition seems to be going quickly. We'll try and see what's happened to the graving dock this weekend.  read more »

-Matthew Grace

Landmarks Relocation

The Landmarks Preservation Commission just announced the landmark designation of the Seaman Cottage (top picture) on Staten Island, a two-and-a-half-story Greek Revival house built in 1836-37 in Richmondtown, the "historic governmental center of Staten Island."

The house was moved earlier this year from 218 Center Street to 441 Clarke Avenue, which gave The Real Estate an excellent idea on how to save two other beloved New York buildings that are in danger of being "renovated" beyond recognition.  read more »

Thanks to the awe-inspiring Photoshop abilities of our crack production department, we present architectural-quality renderings of how to relocate Manhattan's 2 Columbus Circle (middle picture) and Williamsburg's Austin, Nichols Warehouse (bottom picture).

-Matthew Grace

Scientolo-T

For those who can't get enough of the Scientology scandal, some crafty Photoshop artist is now offering Margarita memorabilia.

So far as a pieces of political posterity go, how will these shirts compete with the snazzy Hillary Clinton numbers from Marc Jacobs? And does anyone know who's hawking these things?  read more »

[UPDATE: The page is still there, but someone killed the shirts and graphic...though according to the tenets of Scientology, they must have eternal life somewhere. Anyone?]

CFB Graphics Spree

If the Campaign Finance Board were actually campaigning for anything, they'd be in deep, deep trouble! The Brian Lehrer Show blog reveals that, much like the Virginia Fields crew, the CFB took a class in Photoshop and learned that "Clip art can even reflect the fabulous mosaic that is New York." Lock up your family photos: the Photoshop plague is highly contagious and surely spreading.
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