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Don't Ya Hate Pants!

KARA: "So," my bridesmaid Joy begins, a sinister twinkle in her eye, "how well do you really know Brian?" She unfolds a wrinkled list of Brian's deepest, darkest secrets.

We're halfway through my bridal shower. Having had a few glasses of Chardonnay, I'm not intimidated by this quiz. I know all the dirt, even the name of his first doll or, as he called Stanley, his "buddy." (Sorry Brian!)  read more »

Fie on the Old Gray Lady! She Fops Me Over

Very superficial? Butch Johnny Knoxville and foppish Mickey Boardman flank a dour Tatum O&#039;Neal at an Aug. 2 party for Mr. Boardman, the <i>Paper</i> columnist.
Patrick McMullan
Very superficial? Butch Johnny Knoxville and foppish Mickey Boardman flank a dour Tatum O'Neal at an Aug. 2 party for Mr. Boardman, the Paper columnist.

What a horrid, torrid week!    read more »

Fie on the Old Gray Lady! She Fops Me Over

What a horrid, torrid week!It started off with the arrival, on Sunday, July 31, of The New York Time  read more »

Corcoran Ain't No Corker

"Oh my God, this is so much worse than I pictured!" said real-estate guru Barbara Corcoran, speaking  read more »

Fluff This! Man Coddles Dog; Stores Flood With Pooch Merch

We pet owners are being bombarded by manipulative marketers who are hell-bent on exploiting our incr  read more »

Boozy Funsters–on Vespas! My Anti-Armageddon Gift Guide

Radiation-blocking potassium-iodide pills do not a holiday gift make.  read more »

I Love My Norwich Terrier; Cecil Beaton Redressed

I was right in the middle of slicing cooked broccoli into bite-sized florets for the delectation of  read more »

Start Dressing Like a Gypsy

On Tuesday, May 16, Liberace, that "deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent i  read more »

Happening Vacations Are a Myth

It's hard to open a magazine without reading about some lunatic (usually hetero and gentile) coughin  read more »