Jimmy Kimmel

In a killed profile for Elle by Kevin Sessums (the piece is now available on Tina Brown's Daily Beast), Jennifer Lopez is described as "weepy and fragile" and "flu-ridden." She also discusses potentially sending her children to Scientology school and her postpartum insecurity. [P6] 

Michelle Rodriguez woke up her fellow guests at Florida's Mayfair Hotel by banging the door knocker to her room and screaming at her female "roommate." [R&M] 

Female employees of Hawaiian Tropic Zone are suing parent company Riese for $600 million over charges of physical and sexual harassment and rape. [NYP via Grub Street]

Christie Brinkley's ex-husband, Peter Cook, is finally sharing his side of the story in an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters. His explanation for having an affair with his then 18-year-old assistant?  "I was seeking a connection I could not find in my own marriage...I wanted a little acknowledgment, a little attention, a little thank you every now and then for my efforts, for the amount of time I took to care for her and my family, for the wealth I was building." [NYDN]   read more »

Madonna is reportedly so pleased with the press that her alleged affair with Alex Rodriguez has gotten for her Sticky and Sweet tour that she plans on attending A-Rod's game at Yankee stadium tonight to keep it going. [P6]

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman's reps confirm their break-up. [Vanity Fair]

Friend to Christie Brinkley and Today show contributor, Jill Rappaport is reportedly handling all press for the recently settled divorcée, granting the first televised interview to the Today show. Ms. Rappaport is also apparently telling other outlets, that if they want any information, they have to introduce her as "Today show correspondent and renowned entertainment journalist.  read more »

 

Here's Jimmy Kimmel's rendition of the T.V. ad Michael Bloomberg didn't air to announce that he wanted no part of running for president.

Because of the Writers Guild strike, late-night funnyman Jimmy Kimmel hosted the American Music Awards last night without the aid of a finished script. While the basics for Mr. Kimmel’s routine had been laid out before the strike got under way a few weeks ago, producing jokes about current events—a mainstay for any comedian, especially one hosting an awards show—was up to the late-night T.V. comic and his cuff. In lieu of the requisite opening monologue, Mr. Kimmel played a round of back-and-forth with some celebs in the audience, including Rascal Flatts, Kellie Pickler and Akon.

“This is going to be a little bit loose tonight because I’m a member of the Writers Guild and we’re on strike,” the host said to his audience, adding: “"It may not look like it, but I'm striking right now in my heart. I wasn't allowed to write any jokes for tonight. That's good for those of you sitting in the front row, but bad for you who have to sit through made-up crap."

Kimmel Ad-Libs Way Through Music Awards [AP via HuffPo]  read more »

“There will be no ‘Tonight Show’ tonight,” said Joe Meceiros, the show’s head writer, outside NBC Studios in Burbank, California today, according to the New York Times' TV Decoder blog.

Celebrity guests won’t feel the same financial pinch as writers, of course, but some authors and performers [scheduled to appear on late-night talk shows] will undoubtedly miss out on what might have been rare opportunities at national exposure.

Garth Brooks was expected to perform on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” tonight, in his “first late-night television performance since announcing his retirement nine years ago,” NBC said last week. But Mr. Brooks’ appearance is on hold, along with the late-night programming on NBC, CBS and Comedy Central.

In a strange way, ABC may benefit from the postponement of “The Tonight Show” and “The Late Show with David Letterman,” because its news program “Nightline” will be live and original tonight. However, “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” which airs at 12:05 a.m., will revert to a repeat tonight. “We will take it day by day,” an ABC spokeswoman confirmed today.

Ugly Betty’s Mark Indelicato, decked out in a tux with a candy-apple red vest, lead a Broadway-like performance of "One Singular Sensation," to open up ABC’s Upfront presentation yesterday afternoon. America Ferrera and the rest of the cast joined him, kicking up their heels in a chorus line. (We see a very special musical episode of Ugly Betty on the horizon.)  read more »

LOS ANGELES—“If this was New York, we’d say, ‘Get the fuck out of here’—but you can’t  read more »

LOS ANGELES—“If this was New York, we’d say, ‘Get the fuck out of here&rsquo  read more »

In The Transom: In the week before the Oscars, B-list actresses tell designers that, no, really, they're in Crash too!; Charlie LeDuff gets crunk with Gene Loves Jezebel; Botox on demand! It's seven days of beauty, chaos and Sasha Cohen in Los Angeles. Plus: Backstage at Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar show, with Mr. Kimmel and Sarah Silverman.

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"Am I boring you?" asked Craig Kilborn for the third time. "Is this going well?  read more »

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Wednesday, Jan. 8Of all the profound questions currently circulating about what impact a U.S.  read more »

Jimmy Kimmel, the lovable lug launching his own ABC late-night talk show in January, sure hired some  read more »

"This may make me sound like a dickhead," said Jimmy Kimmel, "but I am not surprised at all.  read more »

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