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King of All Breakfasts [Update]

Stern: Toasted
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Stern: Toasted

Miracles come in all shapes and sizes, apparently. For the next two or so hours, you can bid on eBay for a piece of toast burned with the image of Sirius Satellite Radio host Howard Stern.

According to the seller's description:

I can't vouch that this is an authentic miracle. I was listening to Howard Stern on the radio while I was making breakfast. Thinking of him I was startled to see the toast which came out of the toaster was burned in a way that resembles Howard Stern! My gardener thought it looked like Jesus. Someone else told me it looks like Mickey Mouse and I said, no, not the shape of the toast -- look at the image the burnt parts make.  read more »

Amass Appeal

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Friday: Loafing and Undulating

  • Strike averted! The doormen's union was appeased with an 8.5 percent salary increase over four years Thankfully, Rupert will not have to open his own door at 834 Fifth.. (The New York Times)
  • The flaneur is not respected in North America. There isn't even an equivalent in English. But the photobloggers--the wandering, curious breed--has brought the flaneur's art to America. (Maisonneuve via Polis)
  • Horace Havemeyer III, founder and publisher of Metropolis magazine, reflects on a quarter-century in print. (Metropolis)
  • The West Village will soon undulate with glass. Residents aren't happy. They saw enough undulating when Sex and the City was filming. (NY 1)
  • Barry Diller's IAC building is still under construction, but here's a peek. (Test of Will)
  • Steve Cuozzo does math. "The existing sidewalk cafes boast a mind-boggling 20,931 seats citywide, of which 17,240 are in Manhattan. (The numbers don't include gardens or patios.)" Then, he chokes on car exhaust. (New York Post)
  • Another restaurant closes on Orchard Street, vegetarian newbie Heirloom. (Eater)
  • Crowds cannot be held back from their sandwiches and croissants in Clinton Hill. Brownstoner fans review.
  • The first town to be auctioned off on eBay back in 2002 returns to the market and Web site bidders, just like those vintage boots you never actually wore. (BBC)
  • Firehouses turn residential, and condos become amateur playhouses. (New York Post)
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This week in Slate, Tom Vanderbilt writes about the rise in personal mini-storage units in one of those far-reaching cultural essays inevitably headlined "[fill in the blank] Nation."

Vanderbilt posits a number of explanations for the rise in mini-storage in Self-Storage Nation (rising consumerism, increased mobility, eBay, etc.) and grapples with the mystery of America's increased average house size coupled with diminishing storage space:

[A]s consumption has grown, so too has the average size of the American house. The National Association of Homebuilders reports that the average American house went from 1,660 square feet in 1973 to 2,400 square feet in 2004. So, let's get this straight—houses got bigger, average family sizes got smaller, and yet we still need to tack on a billion-plus square feet to store our stuff?
So, what the heck is taking up all that square footage?

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Last week, in a piece called "Top Dogs," Brendan I. Koerner speculates on the increased popularity of Labs (Labrador Nation, anyone?) by suggesting:

[T]he Labrador's increasing popularity may be tied to the advent of exurbs and McMansions. Since 1971, the average size of an American home has risen 55 percent, to 2,320 square feet. Families aren't having more children to fill up the extra space, so there's plenty of room for a Labrador to romp around.
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