Richard Belzer

Richard Belzer: Every Black Kid Will Go to School 'An Inch Taller' If Obama Pulls it Off

Richard Belzer: Every Black Kid Will Go to School 'An Inch Taller' If Obama Pulls it Off
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Barack Obama booster and Law and Order wisecracker Richard Belzer was standing around with Tony Ortega, editor of The Village Voice, in the Audubon Ballroom on election night. He said he got "very emotional" in the booth.

"Pulling the lever for Obama was pretty amazing. And here we are in the Audubon Ballroom, where in February of 1965, Malcolm X was assassinated. And tonight we may celebrate a black President, so let the healing begin."

If Mr. Belzer is lucky enough to have a victory tonight, what does he expect from an Obama administration?

"I expect for him to be a quick learner. He's gonna be handed a lot of impossible situations.  read more »

Richard Belzer Sniffles, Makes Coke Joke

Richard Belzer Sniffles, Makes Coke Joke


At the Friars Club roast of Pat Cooper, which was held last Friday, Oct. 19, in the main ballroom of the New York Hilton in midtown, Richard Belzer apparently had a severe cold, or something.

During his roast, the actor-cum-conspiracy theorist was repeatedly and loudly sniffing into the microphone, opening and closing his jaw in a circular motion and intermittently licking his chops as he delivered a slew of sassy bon mots.  read more »

Playing the Pool

If it's bragging rights you're after, forget about screening rooms, wine cellars and steam showers.  read more »

The Decline of Roman's Empire

Comedian Marc Maron stood behind the glowing glass podium wearing a tuxedo and a befuddled look.  read more »

Gorby at the Plaza

On the evening of March 22, Mikhail Gorbachev, his translator and a couple of bodyguards trampled in  read more »

Paul Shaffer Roasts Belzer as Big Stars Stink Up the Joint

In his white T-shirt and dark blazer, Friars Club dean Freddie Roman looked like a vacationing Vulc  read more »

Requiescat in Pace , Henny Youngman: Comedy Meritocracy Rises at Friars

Rob Reiner sat in a big beige armchair on the stage of the New York Hilton's Grand Ballroom on Oct.  read more »